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Thursday, March 04, 2004 :::

Bad girl, drunk by six.

Ever since I moved into my house, I've been getting messages on my voice mail from some school administrator who tries to inform me that Iesha or Kenisha or Takesha (or something like that) has been acting up in school and has been sent to the principle's office. Sometimes she talks back to her teachers. Sometimes she participates in fights. Sometimes she doesn't show up to school at all. I know this girl's entire disciplinary history.

For a while, I was really worried about Jeleesa and her academic career, because by the sounds of it she wasn't taking it seriously. But lately, the calls have been coming few and far between, and I've decided that Laticia finally has her head in the right place and has turned her life around. I got another message yesterday that she had some minor problem, but I think it was just an anomaly. It is my belief that Echinacea is finally on the road to a brighter future, and ain't nobody gonna stop her now.

Sometimes I think I should call the school and tell them they have the wrong number. This is what I imagine Benicia to look like, all hard at work:



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