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Monday, March 01, 2004 :::

The Oscars sucked.

So that's what all those prudes out there are arguing for? Bad, boring TV? Repetitive, uninspired, inoffensive, almost-embarassingly-pat Billy Crystal jokes? I kept hoping for a kick-line of topless Janet Jackson impersonators a' la Showgirls to dance across the screen or for someone to let loose an enthusiastic "FUCK!" at the podium a' la Bono. But all I got were esoteric Eisner jokes and what seemed to be the exact same gags they had last year. Not that I was expecting much more, but for being four hours long... man, that blew.


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