planetdan

Thursday, April 08, 2004 :::

The Four C's of Diamond Buying : Color, Clarity, Cut, and Colon-Buffed

So you may have heard about the woman who tried to steal the diamond from the jewelry store by swallowing it, but got caught on video. Trashy, but it was this part of the story that I found intriguing:

"The ring was later recovered in a jailhouse commode, and will be sent to Littman Jewelers' corporate headquarters in Oregon to be melted down."

Melted down? Into what? Another diamond? Holy grody, because that means it's coming back around someday and I wouldn't ever want to be the recipient of that ring, no way, no how. I don't care how hot it gets while "melting down," that thing has still been swimming around in some skank's inner-ass.

::: posted by dan at 3:00 PM :: [ link ] :: (0) comments

Comments are Closed On this Post

0 previous comments:

< Back to Blog