| |
|
|
|||||||||||
|
|||||||||||
 |
 |
|
Monday, May 03, 2004 :::
I thought this was funny: An Open Letter To MY Male Gynecologist By Lindsay Katai Dear Dr. Cohen, Thank you for my Pap smear. It was truly an enlightening experience. To answer your questions, though—no, no I have never had sex before. Yes, really. Yes, I'm a virgin. Yes, I really am. No, no I'm not Catholic. Yes, I am twenty-one. Nope. Nope. Never had sex before. I really haven't. Really. Yes, I'm serious. Thank you, I like to think I'm attractive. Yes, I have had one boyfriend. No, no he didn't break up with me. I broke up with him. No, no I haven't had a boyfriend in two years. Yes, I guess that is quite a while. Yes, I do put myself out there. No, I don't think my standards in relationships are too high. No, no I don't think I'm too hard on boys my age. Yes. Virgin. I'm a virgin. Virgin virgin virgin virgin virgin. VIRGIN. Frigidly yours, Lindsay Katai ::: posted by dan at 1:23 PM :: [ link ] :: (0) comments   
0 previous comments: < Back to Blog |
|
|
sections planetdan home planetdan blog dan's pics recently Facts and Figures Halleluiah, the day has come! Born in a Barn I Triple-Dog Dared Him Pet owners are freaks. Obscene Crafts The Competition That his name is Maynard shouldn't surprise you. Lil' Jenny Garner A Liquid (Fat) Diet friends erik jason mulgrew beware of the blog nyc babylon nofo sista c b stacy b trek geek scott second toughest sarah furry pierre and far away chez lynne peacebang the big lug little voice desimon monkey others the superficial stereogum boing boing golden fiddle girls are pretty mcsweeneys grow-a-brain more cow bell presurfer world of wonder worth1000 elbows dan@planetdan.net archive
|
|
some ads |
|
||
|
|
|||||||||||