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Wednesday, May 12, 2004 :::

At least it's not Atkins.

I guess I'm not really sure I understand, but is the concept of this weight-loss program supposed to be that if you have a lump of fat for a pet then you will be less inclined to eat it? You can buy either the lapdog version or the Marmaduke depending on your preference, but apparently the process requires daily affirmations in order to succeed. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonnit, my pet lump of fat likes me.



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You know, I had a dog for 18 years, and I can not recall ever eating dog during that time. I hadn't put two and two together, but now it makes perfect sense.

By Blogger Kristina, at 2:05 PM  




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