planetdan

Friday, May 28, 2004 :::

Kerry / Kutcher '04

McSweeney's thinks that jesus would not make a good VP candidate:

Pro: Would put Bush in uncomfortable position of attacking his personal Lord and Savior, could redefine Christianity instantly for political gain, likable
Con: Mythical

Or Aston Kutcher:

Pro: Could "punk" Bush campaign with crazy pranks, make them think their president plane got stoled, and then he could yell "Punk'd!" and it would be funny
Con: Sucks

Read more pros and cons for potential VPs.

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