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Wednesday, June 09, 2004 :::
"Once upon a time there lived in the center of Australia an aboriginal boy. One day he came upon a small kangaroo in the bush, caught it by the tail, and made a purse out of its scrotum. He gave it to his girl, and she kept seeds and berries in it. Ever since then, male kangaroo scrotum purses have been popular amongst the aborigines. For women, the soft playable one; for men the strong, wrinkled one. They became as important as one's own symbol of masculinity and were recognized as the bringing luck items. That's why the kangaroo scrotum purse is often called as "Lucky Bag" or "Lucky Pouch"." And that must also be why you can buy them to hang on your car. ::: posted by dan at 4:03 PM :: [ link ] :: (2) comments   
2 previous comments: I think my favorite part of that site is this: So, if you like to meet new friends and have fun, a scrotum pouch is for you. By  lynn, at
8:43 PM
I can confirm that having a scrotum pouch does not guarantee the making of new friends. By dan, at
2:14 PM
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