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Wednesday, June 02, 2004 :::

Porno Plot Actualized

Apparently, at the Sonic Burger you can be promoted to manager at 16, but still be a dim, slutty bulb.

I was 20 before I was even promoted to assistant manager at the local Adventures in Video, and I didn't even once fall for the perform-a-sexual-act-on-your-coworker-or-we'll-know-you-stole-the-purse telephone scam.


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