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Wednesday, August 25, 2004 :::

Crooked-Faced Bitchery

Scientific reasoning for why Shannon Doherty is such a crazy bitch:

Lop-sided features linked to temper

Excerpt: Sometimes it can be worth judging by appearances: it seems that people with less symmetrical features are likely to be more aggressive. In a study of stressful telephone conversations, those with uneven faces and bodies were more prone to angry reactions.

A lack of symmetry is known to be a hallmark of slightly imperfect development, so the researchers speculate that people with ill-matched external features may also have small defects in their nervous systems, which impair their ability to control aggressive impulses.

The actual article is pretty funny because it describes how their experiment used a phone charity scam to piss people off so as to measure their responses against their crooked faces. And just in case you aren't understanding the Shannon Doherty reference:

::: posted by dan at 3:27 PM :: [ link ] :: (11) comments

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Well, according to the article, Sylvester Stallone should be a raging lunatic.

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hot babe, at 4:13 PM

Or his quazi motto wife

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Stacy, at 9:36 PM

oop my mistake I thought Hot babe said Arnold Schwartzanager...Oh my God I can't spell,that and short term memory I guess.

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Stacy, at 9:38 PM

Maybe these people just didn't have the proper upbringing. I have known some pretty symetrical assholes in my day.

Oh, Stacy it is spelled Schwarzeneggar. I think.

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Trekgeekscott, at 8:01 AM

Wow. Now Trekgeekscott is even picking on Stacy's spelling. Pretty soon Anonymous will start protecting Stacy the way he protects Danny-boy.

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hot babe, at 9:48 AM

I think your obsessive animosity toward anonymous has driven them away because I haven't seen a post from them in a while. Thanks for alienating my fans, hot babe.

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dan, at 11:21 AM

I think the Quasi Modo reference to Maria Shriver is funny because she looks so much like Arnold at this point that I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. She's got a jaw that looks like it could crack walnuts.

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dan, at 11:24 AM

Well what about the saying about women

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Anonymous, at 1:36 PM

I dunno I think that a person with a lopsided face has a right to be angry.

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ceclipse26, at 1:37 PM

Yeah, I guess I'd be angry, too.

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dan, at 4:23 PM

KILLIN me!!! I am LOL my ass off about the Maria cracking walnuts comment and the asymmetrical face's right to be angry!! I am supposed to be working!! But maybe I should read that article, I think I am a little asymmetrical myself....and short-tempered a bit....

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Anonymous, at 9:22 AM

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