planetdan

Monday, August 16, 2004 :::

For your health.

Let the scaremongering commence:

1. AM Radio causes Leukemia.

2. There is now Prozac in your drinking water.

3. One out of five people ages 12 and over has the virus that causes genital herpes. Although if you catch it from a 12-year-old, you got bigger problems than herpes.

On a side note, did you know that Graham Crackers were invented as a dietary supplement to supress carnal urges, in order to remedy the "dire maladies in the sexually overheated", such as pulmonary consumption, spinal diseases, epilepsy, and insanity? Graham crackers are good. Especially the ones with the cinnamon on top. Mmmmm. Gets me all horny just thinking about 'em.

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Graham crackers make you horny?

Healthy Horny naked women make me horny.

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Trekgeekscott, at 7:12 AM

Gross, dude.

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dan, at 10:06 AM

If graham crackers suppress urges, then I wonder if the choclate (which has been said to increase urges) in s'mores cancels out the effect.

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hot babe, at 10:45 AM

Things that make you go hmmm!!!

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ceclipse26, at 10:50 AM

OH DAMN!!! TMI TMI TMI TMI

Sorry if I grossed you out.

I'll refrain from sharing this info in the future.

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Trekgeekscott, at 12:59 PM

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