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Thursday, August 12, 2004 :::

It ain't easy being a sassy bitch.

There were a million jokes that could've been made regarding this news item, but Gawker takes the cake for its very unPC, yet very clever, wordsmithery:

Rosie O’Donnell’s inaugural voyage on her new gay-oriented cruise line was a bit of a bust, racking up $250,000 in losses. Apparently the homo seafaring market prefers to cruise the docks rather than depart from them.

Speaking of wordsmithery, here are some of Webster's latest additions to their dictionary. Who knew that Menudo was a tripe stew?


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pleather (noun) 1982 : a plastic fabric made to look like leather

teensploitation (noun) 1982 : the exploitation of teenagers by producers of teen-oriented films

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