planetdan

Monday, August 23, 2004 :::

Webalizer rules.

Here are some of the latest search terms that have lead people to my site recently:

• what does the olsen twins use for there hair (good grammar)
• little penis poking through underwear (little penis? don't think so.)
• national geographic penis (not little national geographic penis?)
• just boob (just boob, not vagina)
• neutering bunny in cincinnati (yuk)
• synchronized boob (huh?)
• terri dyniewicz (ha ha, Terri googled herself!)
• testicles shave pee (how specific, and oddly worded)

Now that I've typed them in here I will get even more web traffic for such search terms, which is good because it's fun to attract the perverts.

::: posted by dan at 11:22 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments

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8 previous comments:

I'm ignorant. How do you know people type those into google and it lists your site? I'm going to try it once...let's try synchronized boob....

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Colleen, at 9:04 AM

Well, I'll be... Synchronized boob brought PlanetDan up as #8 on the list. Terri D #1 and the neutering bunny #4. But none of the rest brought up Planetdan in my google search (unless it was listed past the first page). Which you'd think it would...cuz they're all right there. Hmmmm....

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Colleen, at 9:24 AM

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dan, at 12:32 PM

It's a lot more simple than that. My web host service, like most web host services, has a stats feature. I actually get a list every month of like a thousand search terms people use to get my site. I just picked the ones from the list that I thought were funny. The #1 search term people used to get to my site last month was "breasts" which is funny because there are no breasts to be found on planetdan, but whatever.

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dan, at 12:33 PM

I Googled Terri's name, I get boared, I'm trying to find dirt on everyone I know! So far I've found out that my Uncle Jim went to law school at the U of M and my mom's work phone number.

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Kristina, at 11:34 PM

I Googled Terri's name, I get boared, I'm trying to find dirt on everyone I know! So far I've found out that my Uncle Jim went to law school at the U of M and my mom's work phone number.

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Kristina, at 11:34 PM

Kris, thats funny,I found your mom's work # too.
I need a job.

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Stacy, at 8:41 AM

I've googled pretty much everyone I know, and I have a job.

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dan, at 1:53 PM

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