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Monday, August 30, 2004 :::

Worst. Actors. Ever.

Dan's top three least favorite actors... OF ALL TIME:

Jake Busey
He single-handedly made Contact an imperfect movie. If it wasn't for his over-the-top and completely out-of-place overacting, the movie would have been flawless. Plus he sucks in absolutely everything else.

Nic Cage
Sure, he was in Adaptation and Raising Arizona, two of the best movies ever made, but he was also in Snake Eyes, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, The Family Man, Gone in 60 Seconds, 8MM, City of Angels, Face/Off, The Rock...

Harry Connick, Jr.
Yuk. He's the dull spot in every movie he's in. I don't care how cool you think his jazzy piano arrangements are. And as for his Will & Grace appearances, he's the antithesis of "comic timing".

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Mine are Denzil Washington-He gives off an arrogant,big mouth,pompous attitude so much so it comes off in his charactors,I really dislike him.

Jeff Goldblum- same reason

Pierce Bronson-I just don't like him

I also really don't like that guy from scream and serial mom,he is just too trying to be wild over the top crazy guy in all his roles yuck.

This list is just assuming you know I can't stand actors like steven segal,Jon Claud Van Dame, nick nolte those are just a given.

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Stacy, at 8:31 PM

You forgot Ben Affleck. Name one film that he was in (and Matt Damon wasn't) that didn't suck.

Stacy, you can not consider Steven Seagal or Jean-
Claude Van Damme since neither can really be called actors. Their films are primarily B films.

Denzel does come off as arrogant sometimes but he is a good actor.

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Trekgeekscott, at 9:36 PM

Nick Nolte is definitely a given. Ben Affleck is a given. Same with any action movie hero, including Swarzenegger and Vin Diesel.

I used to hate Val Kilmer, but I'm watching Top Secret on cable right now, and it is AWESOME.

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dan, at 10:05 PM

Thank you for acknowledging Ben Affleck's lack of acting talent.

Val Kilmer is good in Humorous roles, like Top Secret and Real Genius. Wasn't bad in Willow, but put him in a serious role, other than as Jim Morrison in the Doors and he isn't that convincing.

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Trekgeekscott, at 7:32 AM

Oh...I hate Michael Rapaport, and I'm not even sure why. I think maybe it's his nasely speaking voice. OH...I hate him.
Stacy, you should really be using the absolute correct spellings for the people you hate, if they Google their own names they might actually get to find out how much you hate them.

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Kristina, at 11:19 AM

But.."Nic" Cage (as I call him) was in "Con Air". And anyone who says that was a bad movie should simply be deported.

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Anonymous, at 4:39 PM

Personaly I like City of Angels ...

Which is why I am posting anonnomusly

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Anonymous, at 12:18 AM

I personally think Keanu Reeves takes the cake, in terms of suckiness. And he's so gross. The scene in Matrix 2 when he and Carrie-Ann Moss (also distasteful and talentless, at least in those movies) are having sex is the most excruciating EVER. I mean it.

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Anonymous, at 2:43 PM

you are all forgetting Bill Paxton.

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Anonymous, at 5:52 PM

I second the nomination for Keanu Reeves as absolute worst EVER. I mean the constant monotone and zero facial expressions...he SUCKS!!! And even if he shut his cakehole, quit trying to "act" and did like print ads or something- his physical appearance does ZERO for me... He needs to just get out of the BIZ. Not eye candy, even.

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Anonymous, at 9:17 AM

My vote for worst actress is Meg Ryan -- she is a flake. YUK

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Anonymous, at 9:43 AM

My vote for worst actress is Meg Ryan -- she is a flake. YUK

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Anonymous, at 9:43 AM

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