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Wednesday, September 08, 2004 :::
Culled from the vast arena of awesomeness that is McSweeney's: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone. BY MICHAEL WARD • MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com • MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com • Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com • AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com • One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com Hair Salon Names That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal Movies BY CHRIS STECK • Shear Intensity • Close Cut • The Mane Objective • Clip Joint • A Good Day to Dye • By a Hair • A Cut Above • Permanent Waivers And again, not nearly as funny, but don't forget to keep reading their best list ever: Daily Reasons to Dispatch Bush. ::: posted by dan at 2:03 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments   
9 previous comments: What about teased and blown? Hey that could also be the title of your weekend. umm...just kidding By  Stacy, at
3:32 PM
I think I would call my weekend Body Shotz, which sounds more like a beauty spa. By dan, at
4:41 PM
Damn you are right. All these haircut names would be good Seagal movie titles. This is funny. By Trekgeekscott, at
7:27 AM
On the reasons to Dispatch Bush Ya definetly. And all that ' No Child Left Behind' shit. What the fuck has that done? I don't know about you but they stuck my neice in the corner with some finger mnail polish because 'she couldn't read.' Bitch please she can read as well as any one now. By  , at
12:13 AM
No Child Left Behind. As though we have an epidemic of teachers saying, "Which child should I leave behind today?" By Jake, at
2:04 PM
Heh. Reminds me of an old joke my friends and I had; things like (We registered and created a few just for laughs, I forget which): doubleudoubleudoubleu.netdotcom.net www.dubdubdub.com.netdotcomnetdotorg.com You get the idea... So combining the two we get another 30 seconds of amusement (maybe): MikeAtYahoo.comdotnet@aol.comdotnet.org By , at
3:14 PM
My all-time favorite (real) e-mail address: dot@dotat.at By , at
11:37 PM
how about Jim2000AllLowerCaseAllOneWordNoSpaces@yahoo.com By , at
8:19 PM
I used to own a hair salon called "The Mane Event." By , at
3:12 PM
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