planetdan

Thursday, October 14, 2004 :::

Our thoughts are with you, but you're going to hell.

Don't ask me how, but I ended up at christianonestop.com today (your one stop shop for all things jesus), and I was looking at their selection of greeting cards, and I had to gasp when I read their version of a sympathy card:

Warm fuzzies for sure!

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Apperently the written equivelent of Jesus flipping you off when something bad happens. How nice.

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lynne, at 6:12 PM

How typically judgemental. In fact, those Jesus people are so judgemental, they put me to shame...plus I'm scared of them.

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Kiddo78, at 9:35 AM

as in the immortal words of Maude Flanders, "I was away at church camp, learning to be more critical of others."

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locomocos, at 10:06 AM

Well that gave me a chuckle - "those Jesus people are so judgmental".

BOO!!!!
One of those Jesus people

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Anonymous, at 10:42 AM

"BOO!!!!
One of those Jesus people "

gosh, that wasn't the least bit judgemental, was it?

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Anonymous, at 10:59 AM

Do they have a "sympathy" card that says:

Jesus did this to you. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

I would buy that one. For everyone.

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Truecraig, at 11:36 AM

My favorite was "It's easier to find Jesus than Waldo". Who would you send that to and for what occasion? I do not understand, but the word "Waldo" makes me laugh.

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Colleen, at 1:40 PM

Ugh, that's ridiculous. That's more "Jesus Junk" that is being thrown out there to the unsuspecting public. I believe you'll find, however, a large percentage of Christians like me who are disgusted by that garbage. So before you write us all off as loons and idiots, find some more intelligent examples...like Dean of Heal Your Church Website (and co-author of Son of Web Pages that Suck), the evangelical outpost, Jay Reding, or any number of other blogs and websites.

Anyhoo... have a great week! (oooh.. what's a cheesy Jesus slogan I could use for a goodbye?)

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Eliot, at 9:21 AM

my favourite email .signature:

"Jesus died for your sins.
Make it worth his while."

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Sal, at 9:40 PM

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