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Wednesday, November 10, 2004 :::

Protect Your Banana

The Presurfer has discovered this amazing invention. Invest while you still can.

Banana Guard




::: posted by dan at 4:12 PM :: [ link ] :: (4) comments Social Bookmark Button

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I won't, because it is just too easy.

I totally want a Passionate Purple one and I am not going to say what type of banana it will protect. (sorry, it's like being told not to push a giant red button)

B*

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:03 PM  




I hate it when banans get bruised.
And I think the obvious sicko choice would be the Glow-in-the-Dark one...

By Blogger lynne, at 11:04 PM  




I want the glow in the dark one for legitimate reasons... you know how hard it is to find your banana in a power outtage?

By Blogger jen, at 12:03 AM  




The glow in the dark one would have to be placed under somesort of light source in order to glow, and then your bananna would be all warm. Gross.

By Blogger Kristina, at 10:25 AM  




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