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Friday, December 10, 2004 :::

Testicular Dysfunction

Uh oh.

Laptops a Hot Fertility Issue

My current, and most common daily position via camera-phone:

::: posted by dan at 11:01 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments

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I totally have the same laptop brah.

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david, at 11:35 AM

Totally OT: have you dug into the GG Season II yet? And if so, how is it? What are the best extras? I am waiting for mine from the library - I know . . . not a true true fan . . . tell all.

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pdxkatie, at 11:42 AM

Hey, look at it this way. It's male birth control. Now you can have the freedom of being a man-whore!

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stapler, at 11:55 AM

Well, yes, if warm laptops also killed the clap.

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S&J, at 1:06 PM

What's the big deal, It's not like you can get your box of Kleenex preggie anyway. You don't have to worry about a thing...

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brent, at 2:00 PM

I want to know how they measure temperatures of scrotums, what that process is, and if I can sign up as a test subject.

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Anonymous, at 2:47 PM

Didn't I tell you? Well...I said you'd get a tumor, but not being able to have children could be just as debilitating, emotionally speaking.

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Kristina, at 3:03 PM

Ahh...that's a bunch of malarchy. Carry on.

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Kiddo78, at 5:05 PM

Malarchy? Is that like malaria only for testicals?

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dan, at 5:06 PM

Turns out Kiddo is my mom! Malarchy indeed. I think my mom ony married my dad so that she could say malachy Malecki for the rest of her life.

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Kristina, at 1:35 PM

I'm not sure what kind of word it is - my friends and I have been saying it since h.s. I think it was a term used by someone's grandpa. For instance, at a game if a ref made a bad call, we'd shout (like an old man), "Awww...that's a bunch of malarchy!" I dunno...

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Kiddo78, at 8:35 PM

malarchy: noun, from the Latin root "malar"...just kidding...

I asked this question once a few years back and was told that "malarchy" is the Southern, gentile form of the word bulls*it. I'll take the Yankee version any day...

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Will, at 1:17 PM

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