planetdan

Wednesday, December 29, 2004 :::

Werkin out.

I don't understand. I work out with weights thrice weekly. I've been doing it for a year and a half. But I still have the same scrawny body that the other boys used to mock in ninth-grade gym class. I just always figured I have some genetic predisposition that makes it difficult to gain muscle mass of any kind. The string-bean gene. So what kind of genes do you gotta have for this to happen:

[FP]

So maybe the string-bean gene ain't so bad after all.

Even more appalling is big muscles on women. Click on an image below for the freakishly best that a Google Image Search on "bodybuilding" has to offer. Warning: The woman in the last image is full-on buck naked, which also makes it the most mesmerizingly nauseating. Her boobies look totally superfluous.

[nsfw! nsfw! nsfw!]

::: posted by dan at 10:31 PM :: [ link ] :: (23) comments

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Euw.

Just....euw.

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Rialtus, at 11:56 PM

When I first saw that guy I was like why does he have chickens coming out of his shorts.

If you wanna look like that you may wanna give BALCO a call, I hear they gots the good stuff. Stuff to make you run fast, and hit a ball very very far.

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BigDubb, at 3:00 AM

If you had legs that muscular would you be afraid that you could accidently crush your own privates into smitherines in mere miliseconds? I would if I was a guy.

Those women just gave me months of excuses for not going to the gym.

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Biglug, at 7:01 AM

You would think that at some point you would say to yourself, "I really don't need to work on my legs as much any more."

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Trekgeekscott, at 7:41 AM

LOL BigDubb - my first thought was of raw turkeys. (I guess with the holidays and all?) I couldn't even tell it was a man sitting down at first....gross. It looks like his legs are going to pop at the seams.

As for the naked female pic - obviously we see what happens to breast implants when the rest of the body is totally stripped of fat and the muscles seriously strapped. Pretty gross. What really got me was the expression on her face - deer in the headlights?

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shaunacat, at 8:20 AM

i am glad to know that there are women who finally make me look feminine.

wanda wisdom

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Anonymous, at 9:51 AM

Those women make most men look feminine.

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brent, at 10:51 AM

Those chics are nasty.

I believe you must be intaking some protein to build muscle.

/i dont know

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david, at 11:50 AM

.:GAG:.

How come those women always wind up looking like drag queens?? Are they taking testosterone hormones to build the muscle? Ick.

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Kiddo78, at 12:16 PM

Kiddo, couldn't agree with you more. All their jaws are squared off and their make up garish. I blocked out their bodies and just looked at their faces to make sure it wasn't really just their bodies that made them look masculine. Trust me, it wasn't.

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Rob, at 12:29 PM

Unsolicited advice from a dedicated gym bunny:

1) Don't leave the gym until something hurts (responsibly, of course). I make that happen by really pushing a muscle or muscle group intensely -- either with heavy weights and slow, controlled movements or low weights and high (again, controlled) reps. Do it right and you should hurt for DAYS. In a very good way.

2) Don't eat crap. Do you REALLY get enjoyment from Twinkies? Do you REALLY need a second piece of cake? I tell myself that the three minutes of pleasure I get from fatty foods is nothing compared to the hours of pleasure I get from wearing clothes that show off all my hard work in the gym.

P.S. I think that guy's legs are HOT. But then again I'm a big pervy homo.

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Jake, at 10:13 AM

Actually, I really do get a lot of enjoyment from Twinkies. This is gonna be tough.

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dan, at 10:36 AM

Ugh. Twinkies. They're like paraffin and sawdust to me. So they're EASY to give up. Breyer's cookie dough ice cream, though, is a different story ...

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Jake, at 3:55 PM

There was this body building doc on the other day...it freaked me out. Call me a purist, but I have a strong belief that not every muscle needs to be accentuated. BLECK!!

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Anonymous, at 8:31 AM

I think those are called the 'STEROID GENES'. But I could be wrong.

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Christian, at 9:18 AM

Jake must be short, have a small penis or both. Jesus, not everyone has to be "gay hot" you Nazi.

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Anonymous, at 1:39 PM

Wow, someone seems to be wearing their insecurities on their sleeve.

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dan, at 11:43 PM

Is it just me....or does lovely lady number 2 look an awful lot like David Lee Roth?

I'm HOT for teacher!

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John W, at 7:04 AM

id like to make a comment on the original post itself not the pics. ur somewhat right in your guess of genetic make up needed for best results, but if you work out properly you will see the results soon enough. if you follow the suggestion given by jake you must make sure that you never work out again until you not sore anymore, going to the gym while your muscles are sore will only result in muscle breakdown and you will actually lose muscle instead of gaining it.

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Anonymous, at 11:23 PM

I think it is lovley

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Anonymous, at 10:07 AM

okay, first off, ugh. That guy with the legs must only have a mirror from the waist up. body building to that degree is just self mutilation in my book. and i'm all for women working out, i think it can be hot...but loose the boob job before you make the decision to pump the irons sweety. thats just wrong!

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Mike, at 10:33 PM

i saw a "woman" like that in Albertsons the other day. With the veins popping out all over the buff shoulders and all. And she looked REALLY pissed about something. It's hard to not shake your head and shiver alot after seeing that. Ek.

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slaphappyannie, at 6:51 PM

Bee-yark! Those 'women' used to be men, I'm sure.

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