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Wednesday, December 15, 2004 :::

Yowza.

Believe it or not, this is the first time I've ever seen a whale penis:

Isn't nature wonderful?

I don't get how that thing doesn't flop all around behind them while they are swimming. Anyway, I consider this post to be educational, not salacious.

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A whale's penis' official name is "Dork". How dorky is that?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:22 PM  




I love the word "Yowza".

The fact that you can clearly see the head makes me queasy. I wonder if this is the trainer's first same-sex (but inter-species) encounter?

By Blogger Will, at 4:29 PM  




I am pretty sure it is a retracto-penis. Or retracto-dork, if you will.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:41 PM  




Male sharks have two. It's a "quantity vs. quality" thing.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:27 PM  




Dork is Yiddish for penis.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:40 PM  




I wonder what the whale was thinking just then?

By Blogger Colleen, at 6:48 PM  




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By Blogger Biglug, at 8:19 AM  




Yet another piece of educational information I could have done without....

By Blogger jacks, at 8:30 AM  




That whale is the Uncle Milty of the aquatic world!

By Blogger stapler, at 8:45 AM  




"Free Willy" indeed.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:25 AM  




One word: SHRINKAGE!!

By Blogger Qk95, at 9:33 AM  




Hellllllo there Mr. Whale. ;-) How YOU doin?

By Blogger Harris' World, at 2:57 PM  




That is SO Photoshopped.

But I love it that you posted it anyway.

By Blogger pixelala, at 3:22 PM  




You may have a hard time believing it, but this pic is legit. No photoshopping. You may be thinking of this classic whale penis forgery.

By Blogger dan, at 4:31 PM  




Which brings us to this one (I especially like the last line):

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:43 PM  




Oh my lord -- that is really ick. I know it's a whale, but still...seems big for even a whale.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 1:30 PM  




For some reason I can't bring myself to look at it. I think I'm still scarred the time I saw a horse with a hard-on at the state fair. I've never looked at horses the same since.

By Blogger hot babe, at 10:06 AM  




i thought a shark couldn't have a penis, being a fish and all... i know its a whale, but im posting about another post...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:06 PM  




my friend and I where having a conversation about whale penis and I tried hard to find a picture. thanks for the educational information it was very helpful, I posted it on myspace.
thanks, erika

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:52 PM  




A "dork" is not yiddish for a whales's penis. That is the name of it.

Now where can I find a man with substantial dorkiness..... he he he

By Blogger fotonut, at 12:58 AM  




Yowza....you guys are weird!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:05 PM  




are you jealous?

By Anonymous big momma, at 9:07 PM  




A whale's penis is not called a "dork" you retard.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:22 PM  




What did the female whale say to the male whale???

I'm afraid of the dork!

By Anonymous Joe, at 9:17 AM  




A whale, like a porpoise, has a genital slit, so that to streamline its path through the water, the sex organ is "pulled up" out of harm's way so to speak, so nothing sticks out.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:19 AM  




where can you find out if indeed dork is another meaning for a whales penis?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:50 PM  




no no no no!! It's not a dork.... dork! It's called an ewsik! Spelling is probably wrong but the word sounds the same as saying "ewww sick".

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:59 PM  




ok.. just found the correct spelling... oosik.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:03 PM  




You dork, an Oosik is a Walrus' penile bone, not the penis itself, and not a whales.

By Anonymous JJNova, at 2:22 AM  




uhhhhhh...a little more zoological knowledge, please. Haven;t you ever noticed that most animals do not have penises that are completely visible all of the time? Humans are bizarre in that respect. Sheaths make sense...but of course, there'd be little chance for dumb jock locker room comparisons if it didn't "all" hang out on human males.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:03 AM  




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