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Thursday, January 20, 2005 :::

The Five People You Meet in Hell

From McSweeney's.net:

The Five People You Meet in Hell.
BY LITSA DREMOUSIS

1. Your co-worker Lynn who dates an alcoholic bartender and insists, "He's too smart for his own good."

2. Your neighbor Sean who claims he's "a poet like Brautigan" when he's merely evicted.

3. Your friend's dad who says, "Let me tell ya how we did things back in Philly."

4. Miss Weber, your third-grade teacher with camel toe.

5. Gene Hackman. That guy is everywhere.

I'll add Mitch Albom to that list.

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Why not round it out to ten...?
6. The guy who writes in his personal ad that he wants to date a woman who "is equally comfortable in a pair of jeans and in a little black dress."
7. The person who thinks that "The DaVinci Code" is "provocative" or says, "It made me think in a new way!"
8. Anyone who thinks it's really daring to self-describe as "spiritual but not religious."
9. The whole "hate the sin, love the sinner" crowd.
10. "Phantomn of the Opera" fans.

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PeaceBang, at 2:39 PM

I just know Uncle Kracker will be there. He's on the radio everytime I get into my car so it would only seem logical that such a horrid so-called muscian would follow me to hell.

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hot babe, at 6:40 PM

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