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Friday, January 14, 2005 :::

Rejected Chemical Weapons

I'm sure this is going to be all over the news if it isn't already, because it's the kind of absurd reality story that the news pundits luv:

Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

Highlights:

Gay Bomb
An "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behavior among troops that would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

Enraged Wasps Bomb
A chemical weapon that attracts swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions.

Dog Breath Bomb
A chemical that causes "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians.


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The "Gay Bomb" brought to you in part by Bravo. Don't miss the new season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and our new show, Queer Eye for the Straight Girl.

The official bomb of Showtime's Queer as Folk.

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