planetdan

Friday, January 07, 2005 :::

This is the flaming word of the lord.

As if the Bible isn't already exciting enough:

When was the last time your class saw how "HOT" God's Word is? Open this authentic looking "bible" and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your "bible". Read more.

It's about time the bible-beaters and proselytizers add cheap gimmickry and trashy special-effect trickery to their recruiting tactics.

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::: posted by dan at 4:17 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments

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8 previous comments:

Hmpf...And they say the gays use glitz and glammer to recruit impressionable youth?? Who's eating their words now, beeatches?! (BTW - I'll take my toaster oven any day now that I've recruited my quota of new gays...)

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Kiddo78, at 4:39 PM

Really, you should check out the realistic brain and heart gelatin molds from the link on the left of the firebible page...

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Anonymous, at 6:33 PM

Looks more like the flaming pits of hell to me.....

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Anonymous, at 12:44 PM

Wow! Brain-washing has deffinitly reached a new level.

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Colleen, at 10:20 PM

It just makes its so easy for me to mock. Trying...to...resist... Next thing you know, someone is going to try to turn the youth to the lord by using sex. Afterall, sex sells, y'all.

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hot babe, at 3:06 PM

Wow. Just...wow.. There really are no words.

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Emma, at 3:49 PM

Looks like she's got "man hands" holding the Bible, or maybe just a "man hand," probably to put out the flames, with her "Ov-Glove."

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Anonymous, at 2:22 PM

Upon closer review, I think that the hand holding the book is a man's hand. The angle seems to suggest someone else is holding the book & that hand it not a dainty hand of a lady.

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hot babe, at 10:37 AM

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