planetdan

Wednesday, February 09, 2005 :::

I'd make a bad joke about Queen Kong but that would just be really lame.

I think it's funny what this article doesn't really want to say out loud but clearly implies: gay ape. Right down to the delicately put last line.

A virgin at 23, male silverback makes mild debut at S.F.

A couple highlights:

...One thing is clear: [Oscar] is still a virgin at 23, spurned repeatedly by the four females in Buffalo, who preferred a short, dumpy ape called Omega.

...Oscar knows what sex is. As a youngster in Gorilla World, he used to watch Kubi in action, and he'd hear the insatiable Omega's amorous bouts in Buffalo.

The article makes gorilla nightlife seem totally swinging. Apparently everybody does it with everybody. Except Oscar, of course.

Update: Gay Penguins

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When you start your day by reading your name preceded by the phrase "a short, dumpy ape," you know the day isn't going to be a good one.

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Omega, at 7:48 AM

I was sitting in my classroom, as I do most mornings, reading the gay ape post. I'm reading the article,
leisurely sipping my coffee while the strings teacher sets up for her class. All is well and good, and I'm grinning, until the last line. I've never had coffee go through my nose. Ouch. I share with my co-worker what I was laughing about. She happens to be from San Fran. I tell her about the gay ape from San Fran. She replies, "Well, duh."

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Kevdogg, at 9:25 AM

Poor old thing just sitting in the corner pethetically signing "HEEEYYYY"

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elcynic, at 2:49 PM

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