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Thursday, February 03, 2005 :::

Sexy Monkeys

I think scientific studies like this kick ass. From nature.com:

Monkeys pay for sexy pics

A US study has shown that rhesus macaques will pay to look at images of powerful or sexually interesting fellows... Male monkeys will 'pay' in fruit juice to look at a picture of a female's hindquarters.

I like to imagine monkeys ogling pictures like the one on the left in some sleazy Sex World video booth. That image is not my handiwork, by the way. I found it on Google by typing in Sexy Monkey. Helena Bonham Carter, eat your heart out.

::: posted by dan at 1:14 PM :: [ link ] :: (5) comments

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Dan, that's revolting :\

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Roba, at 5:25 PM

I could see this. One time at the zoo, I was approaching the monkey house only to see people run out screaming. Naturally, I just had to go in. At first, all was quiet. Then more screams. Parents ran by pushing their children out. So of course, I have to go back to see what's up. I found myself standing in front of the Bonobo exhibit. It was quiet. Too quiet. Then two male monkeys started doing things to each other I didn't think monkeys did. I thought it was pretty funny--in a shocking "wtf" sort of way--till this creepy guy showed up behind me and said "This is better than a porno." Then I ran out too.
Moral of the story is- monkeys get freaky. And that guy at the exhibit had some sexuality issues.

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Monkey, at 10:07 PM

Dan, YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!!

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Anonymous, at 8:56 PM

That monkey bitch is so hot I'm going to beat off a few knuckle children in her honor!!!!

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Anonymous, at 8:26 PM

HOLY FUCK, CAN YOU BE ANY CREEPIER?!?!

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Anonymous, at 7:25 PM

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