planetdan

Tuesday, March 15, 2005 :::

Bazooms.

I always figured something like this existed, but I've never actually seen them before. Sexy mouse pads for desperate, lonely computer nerds:

You can buy them at bustymousepads.com. For serious.

I don't want one for my birthday (which is only 5 days away, FYI).

::: posted by dan at 2:38 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments

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Are the guys who buy those still going to want to use them after they get all sticky?

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BigDubb, at 9:26 PM

You're so totally getting one of these for your berf-day! Totally.
And, I'm thinking it should be delivered to your work with baloons and a singing telegram.

Indeed.

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Colleen, at 10:26 PM

People gross me out

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Stacy, at 11:01 PM

Like I totally dig these. Wonder if they come in like different cup sizes? Looks like they would make a good pillow also. But where are the nipples. I really miss the nipples:-(

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billthecatlives, at 4:54 AM

Does it strike anyone else as amusing that they bother to leave clothes on these "women"?

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Angela, at 7:49 AM

Colleen- I'd like to go in on that.

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hot babe, at 9:08 AM

Ditto Hotbabe's sentiment, Colleen.
But be sure you're there so you can get pics!

The website was gross too. There was a side bar picture of someone pressing down hard directly on the boob-doesn't he know you're not supposed to do that?! Please tell me guys know not to do that!

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lynne, at 9:14 AM

i am similarly named, and my birthday is handily situated just 7 days after yours - the perfect amount of time for you to mail any of these you might receive to me

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danielo, at 10:41 AM

So is your wrist supposed to rest right in the cleveage? The sad thing is there are hundreds of creepy guys with these out there.

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katie, at 10:42 AM

I beg your pardon. I am not creepy, except maybe when I drool, but then that may be a factor of age rather than creepiness.

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billthecatlives, at 6:48 PM

They actually *do* look like good mousepads, though--if you use a trackball.

I use a trackball to cut down on repetitive motions on the ol' wrist. My trackball (does Logitech make any products that AREN'T great?) rests on a Fellowes pad with a gel wrist pad--I know that helps a lot. If the "twin pad" (heh heh) design of these mousepads actually helps cut down wrist movement, it may actually be a good thing.

Not only are there possible medical benefits, having such a mousepad would make geeky co-workers jealous and also annoy tight-ass co-workers, and is thus worth it every penny.

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Mr Mark, at 10:43 AM

im going to fuck mine

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Anonymous, at 7:58 PM

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