planetdan

Monday, March 07, 2005 :::

Off the charts.

Even in my weakened mental condition (I have mono, a fact that I really try to keep private), I'm still able to amaze even the experts. I took OkCupid's Commonly Confused Words Test and practically broke all their records for general smartness. They can't say enough nice things about me:

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't.

You scored higher than 99% on Beginner
You scored higher than 99% on Intermediate
You scored higher than 99% on Advanced
You scored higher than 99% on Expert

The quiz didn't test the proper use of one particular word, but I bet I'm using it correctly in regards to my test scores when I say: Booyah!

Yeah, so I'm super smart, but I still don't understand this. Please explain.

::: posted by dan at 7:39 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments

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I think the thong-clad German guy (Herr Emil) is trying to say that it is very practical to have a lawnmower when you're working with a big lawn. Also, the work makes him very hot, that is why his outfit is so minimal. Herr Emil says that the yardwork is very difficult...I was a German minor in college, and I translated without use of those free online foreign language translators, so I could be wrong. I don't know, it all makes sense to me-when one gets hot while doing yardwork, one dons a thong. Herr Emil also says (in his "uber mich", or "about me" page) that he's an exhibitionist, and he finds this simply "geil." "Geil" is translated as meaning either horny or cool in English. Which do you think Herr Emil meant? GROSS!!!!

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Anonymous, at 8:21 PM

Germany loves David Hasselhoff. My German host-parents got mad at me for bathing daily. 'Nuff said.

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Anonymous, at 8:27 PM

Ack! Whatever you do, don't click on the "Im Bad" link...

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Anonymous, at 8:41 PM

Maybe they're used for German Poison Control ads-they're quite vomit inducing.

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lynne, at 9:17 PM

Im Schlafzimmer!

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tcarole, at 10:38 PM

On the test, I scored 86% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 66% Expert; in comparison to others my gender/age, I was 99% on all.

As for Emil, if you don't see the Xmas 04 pictures of him in the Santa suit, then you're missing out. (Really, I will never again complain that there's not enough ___ (mail/male) nudity on the net). I was tempted to refer to weed wacker but I won't. Oh wait just did.

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talwrite, at 11:25 PM

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talwrite, at 11:31 PM

Emergency notice: do not look at Emil's JOGHURT (yogurt) page. I am in pain now from laughing so much.

(And why can't I stop looking at his website?)

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talwrite, at 11:31 PM

Where Dan... Where did you ever find that website? What in the world did you type into Google that got you to his page?? You're not searching for thongs are you??Ew. Ew. Ew.

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Kevdogg, at 9:43 AM

I guess I ain't as think people dumb I am.

You scored higher than 99% on Beginner

You scored higher than 99% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 99% on Advanced

You scored higher than 99% on Expert

Who knew there was a market for scantily clad mens going lawn chores. Ida never thunk it.

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BigDubb, at 12:51 PM

Ahhhhhhh!!!
I am a master of the english language as well......
Too bad I won't be able launch my brilliant new career as an editor now that Herr Emil has caused me to scratch out my eyes.

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Anonymous, at 2:32 PM

Your a smut peddler

Does your mother know what your doing?

Your a dirty

DIRTY

little boy Dan

For the love of God

get help.

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Anonymous, at 1:58 AM

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