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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 :::

Maintain your sexy.

Has anyone seen the P. Diddy Proactiv infomercial yet? Move over, Judith Light, there is a new spokesman in town, and he's got the gift of gab:



Moisturize your situation... today! He also says something about getting his "skin game on," but try as I might to remember the exact quote, I just can't seem to do it. It's too bad that the P. Diddy commercial is not yet available for viewing on the Proactiv website, but the Jessica Simpson one is there, and she lets her big secret slip: her chin acne has to be digitally removed from her "music" videos. Gasp! I'm sure that's not the only digital improvement to be found in those videos, either. There probably isn't an original pixel left after post-production gets through with her.


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The most annoying thing in the world on that proactiv commercial is when Jessica Simpson says, "Oh my garsh, I have to do something about this."

By Blogger ab, at 4:37 PM  




Too bad they can't add a brain to her head digitally.

By Blogger Biglug, at 8:27 AM  




I imagine him to not say "Sit•U•Ation" but "Siddyation." And I'm guessing maintaining his sexy means he has acne on his ass or his p.doodle. Gross.

By Blogger brent, at 3:35 PM  




"p.doodle"
LOL!!!!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 AM  




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