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Sunday, April 24, 2005 :::

Massage = Uneventful

I got my first massage ever on Saturday. It was an hour long and moderately relaxing, but sadly enough, it was uneventful and not as life-altering as I was expecting. I barely even got a good 15 minutes of sustained euphoria after the whole experience. Of course, that may be because I got a haircut immediately after, and my stylist "Luba" (who spoke like Kraus from Benson and looked like a haggard flight attendant) killed my buzz. I was a tad worried she wasn't understanding my haircut suggestions and I could feel the tension creeping back into my shoulders.

Not that it matters if I get a bad haircut, since it always basically looks the same. And even though I always get the same exact style and length of cut, I still have this conversation multiple times upon returning to work the following day:

Coworker: Did you get a haircut?
Me: Yes.
Coworker: It's short.
Me: Thanks?

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We can read between the lines - "uneventful" mean no "happy ending?" I don't think getting massages at a mall salon involve that sort of "relaxing." You're a pervert.

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brent, at 10:53 AM

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