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Sunday, May 22, 2005 :::
Before there was Photoshop. |
Back in the days before Photoshop was bootlegged onto every desktop computer in America, you had to go to the mall for a funny picture of someone's head on someone else's body. So that's what my friend K-mack did, back in 1992:

Sexy swimsuit and headband. Grrrr. Anyway, today is K-mack's birthday. Last night we went to Mojito, a trendy frou-frou restaurant where the signature meal is a $32.00 three course meat-fest served by a gaucho, which was explained to us as being "your own private Latin cowboy", and indeed there were gauchos walking around with spits of meat everywhere you looked. But I felt a little uncomfortable ordering a gaucho so I just got the flank steak. It was underwhelming.
Anyway, happy birthday K-mack.
::: posted by dan at 6:06 PM ::
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5 previous comments:
Happy Birthday Kristina! Hope you got some gaucho meat-fest even if Dan is too shy for it. And a mojito or something too. Cheers!
By Christine, at
7:43 AM
This is my favorite,favorite picture of all time...and all Kris had to do was run laps around the mall for Willard to agree to pay for it.
I liked Mojito,I wish I would have eased up on the water only restarant rule.I was jealous of all the customers with "Latin Cowboys" and large spits of meat.Happy Birthday Again Kris!
By Stacy, at
8:23 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes! Now that I'm 30 it's only a matter of time until I loose my girlish figure, at least I'll have the photos.
By Kristina, at
8:47 AM
I'm with you on Mojito. The good thing we took from there was the actual drink, the mojito.
The flavorings were not what we expected, and the server was less than knowledgable.
Havent been back since.
By BigDubb, at
12:19 PM
Happy B-Day Kmack....
We went to mojito last night... forked over the 32 bucks each
I am now in a Atkins friendly, sodium bombed coma. My rings won't spin on my fingers anymore!
By , at
10:45 AM
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