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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 :::

Even more bad ideas in target marketing.

Because those poor adulterers have been under-represented in the greeting card industry for far too long:

Love Notes for Lotharios
When cheating on your spouse, what kind of greeting card is appropriate for your paramour? Try a selection from Cathy Gallagher's new "Secret Lover" collection. The Gazette reports that the Maryland resident created the cards after noting how many friends were having affairs, and how few greeting-card options were available to adulterers. "This way they have a way to express their feelings," says Gallagher. "I feel like I'm helping them." One holiday card begins, "As we each celebrate with our families, I will be thinking of you." An office-romance card laments, "I used to look forward to the weekends, but since we met they now seem like an eternity."


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Oh. My. God.

By Anonymous Melinda, at 9:09 AM  




Two words... Seek help.

By Anonymous Jake, at 12:18 PM  




As someone who has just found out about my husband's 3 year affair with a "friend" of mine, I am horrified.

I hope this woman has a chance to feel the pain I'm in and her husband sends one of HER cards to his lover.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 PM  




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