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Saturday, May 07, 2005 :::
It took a couple days for them to restucco my house. I was told they would need access to water and electricity for the job, but I always wondered what they did if they needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the day. There's not even a convenient filling station nearby and I certainly wasn't going to give them access to my house while I was away at work, but I think I figured it out while doing yardwork today:

Gross.
::: posted by dan at 10:37 PM ::
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Umm...no. I can't say without a doubt that senior plumbers did not relieve themselves on out clothes line pole but I CAN tell you that the dead yellowing grass is the price one pays for nice clean oven racks. Turns out Easy Off Heavy Duty Oven Cleaner may contain some seriously deadly chemicals.
OH, and my suggestion to everyone who chooses life, follow the "quick cool oven cleaning" vs. the "fast cleaning", you'll thank me some day.
By Kristina, at
11:18 PM
Ugh! That is awful. I had a moving man box up some dishes and look at me and say, ma'am may I borrow your bathroom. I say sure and 35 mins later he comes out. He also left schmears all inside the bowl, used the rest of the roll of toilet paper and would not take the time off of my moving bill, because "Using the facilities is a practical and momentary break that should be expected in the cost of moving.
PS I have always enjoyed your blog and have used a few posts from yours in mine...but don't worry proper credit was always given, I think I'm ready to branch out now and create many of the ideas to go in it...thank you for the guiding hand. Besides I have enough drama on there to last a life time http://val1107.blogspot.com/2005/04/more-serious-blog-entry.html#comments Thanks man!
By Val, at
9:17 AM
That has got to be some acidic pee!
By Colleen, at
7:05 PM
I agree with Coleen,he definately is not getting his recomended 8-10 glasses of water per day.
By Stacy, at
10:27 AM
It's oven cleaner, the oven cleaner killed the grass.
Oh...and there is a spider on the ceiling right above me, I have to go now.
By Kristina, at
11:27 AM
Seeing what the oven cleaner did to the grass, I thought "Hey, I have oven cleaner! Wonder if it will kill the weeds just as well?" Answer: No, it made them stronger and taller and now they have little fangs.
By Colleen, at
6:46 PM
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