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Monday, May 23, 2005 :::

Single White Calf-Roper

K-mack got a note from a secret admirer while at a dive bar the other night. It listed his name, age, profession, phone number, and a short list of what he believes to be his best attributes. I've blurred out the parts that might get him recognized:

If I'm not mistaken, he's a Calf Roper from a Pro-Rodeo (?) Family with a Horse Trainer for a Dad. Sadly, K-mack never got to see the guy because she got the note from her server, but Chad sounds like a catch. It's not every day you meet a calf-roping son of a pro-rodeo horse trainer. K-mack may finally get her pony after all.

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I think that note's from a 2nd grader. Check out the hand writing. Who let their kid pass out notes at the bar?

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Biglug, at 3:00 PM

It says he's 34, but to his credit he was probably wasted beyond reason or good penmanship.

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dan, at 3:50 PM

Don't you live up north? What is that note!!?? That is something we would see down here in Texas. I mean down here a note like that could get you hitched that night at the right bar.

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Val, at 6:52 PM

Looks like she really missed out on some prime quality, grade-A man. Too bad for her. I'm glad he's good at roping calfs, because he's clearly no scholar.

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Kiddo78, at 8:44 PM

Hmm, I read that as "prararodee [priority?] family, good calf roper"

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Laura, at 10:41 PM

What bar were you at when you "met" Mr. Pro Rodeo? I want to visit...

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Laura, at 10:43 PM

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