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Saturday, July 02, 2005 :::

Mostest. Embarrassingest. Moment. Evar.

I jogged at the gym today and showered in the locker room afterwards. I was in a hurry to meet friends for dinner so I didn't really have my head in the game. I exited the shower room to dry off, where there happens to be a full-length mirror for all the narcissists to wink at themselves. I usually avoid viewing the spectacle of my naked body in its entirety (although alluding to it on my blog is a different story), but it's a good thing I peeked today, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed that I had completely forgotten to rinse my hair. And it wasn't just kinda soapy, it was full-on lathered up like one of them babies in those Johnson's Shampoo commercials. I had to hang my towel back up and return to the shower room to finish what I had started. I didn't make eye contact with anyone so I have no idea how many people noticed, but an aerobics class had just let out so the locker room wasn't exactly deserted. Far from it actually.

It kinda looked like this, only naked, and not at a bar, and with other naked men instead of surly waitresses:

Photoshopped shampoo by dan.

I tell you this because I am about to purge it from my memory forever.

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stapler, at 6:58 AM

What were you doing that caused the waitress to give you that look? It almost appears as if you were showering in the middle of a bar...Hmm...a bar with a shower theme...I shall call it "The Soap Bar"...ha ha genius...They really shouldn't make me work on a holiday weekend.

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stapler, at 7:02 AM

This one's easy. Tell all the guys in the locker room that you had to let your "product" set a little longer before you rinsed it out.

Believe me, if they were in an aerobics class, they're total homos. And if there's one thing we total homos can respect, it's a guy who uses the word "product."

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Jake, at 7:05 AM

Yeah, just tell them you were letting your V05 oil treatment set before washing it off. Not that horrible...you're such a drama queen.

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brent, at 10:45 AM

I understand - the other day I was in the shower and thought - hmmm. I don't ever remember my glasses getting fogged up in here before.....

But the real reason why I am here is to say how fascinated I am by tetka.html. Amazing what you can do with rag doll Effect in flash.

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Charmed, at 9:35 PM

When i was little i used to wonder if my hair looked the way people's hair did in commercials when I was washing it. I used to lather it up and then stick my head out of the shower to see if I had a head full of bubbles. Turns out not really.

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Biglug, at 8:34 PM

He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him - Jn 3:36

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Anonymous, at 2:31 AM

I guess any time is a good time for some good old fashioned preachin'. Sing it brother!

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dan, at 12:01 PM

MAYBE our preaching friend thought that was a halo on your head rather than shampoo.

By the way, were you using Herbal Essences? oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fifi

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fizzy a.k.a. fifi, at 5:34 PM

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