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Monday, July 11, 2005 :::

Scariest Picture of the Week

If I was in the movie Poltergeist, and said poltergeist wanted to scare me out of the house, it would know enough to send some of these things after me:

From here, where there are - *gulp* - more of them.

[Thank you presurfer, for the inevitable nightmares]

Update: apparently they took the site down, but not before I made a collage. For anyone who missed the actual site, it was seemingly just some VERY retouched pageant girl photos. Real girls. Not dolls. Like the ones you see on those Dateline shows about crazy pageant moms.

::: posted by dan at 11:15 PM :: [ link ] :: (31) comments

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AH! Those are terribly frightening, yet I can't look away. Adobe needs to set up some sort of screening process before they allow that much photoshoping. ick.

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brent, at 11:28 PM

I can't tell WHAT this is. So I read the rules and it says, " These should be professional pictures, but should not be extremely or overly retouched."

I think they need to get out their dictionaries and look up "extremely" and "overly" once more.

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tcarole, at 11:42 PM

Angelique looks like what Delta Burke would look like; if she had been a child.

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duane, at 12:03 AM

damn, I bet those are the creatures in "Phantasm" under those jawaw-type robes. Razor sharp teeth most definitely.

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Satisfied '75, at 12:14 AM

How on earth did Raegan (APRIL 19-35 MOS (C) WINNER) get in there???

That kid looks (gulp) normal! That must be the "before" pic.

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fizzy a.k.a. fifi, at 4:43 AM

Creepy as hell.

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stapler, at 6:12 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Honey Bunny, at 7:38 AM

I saw these on daddytypes.
It took me a while to realize that they are real children.
Who plucks a toddler's eyebrows? Sad, sad, sad.

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elsimom, at 8:13 AM

Alana already has a serial killer look to her.

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ptw, at 9:25 AM

Consider me officially freaked out.

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jpt, at 9:34 AM

I thought these pics were of dolls first and then I realize they're actually children. This is so upsetting.

And look how sad all of these kids are. We're gonna have a lot of anorexic/teenage mothers/runaway prostitutes/vegas strippers out of this group.

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moodylicious, at 10:08 AM

They look so sad. They're all going to kill their parents.

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Emily, at 10:50 AM

At first, it was just an ugly doll.

Then i clicked the link.

Big mistake.

This crap is centered in the states of Arkansas and Tennessee, not much else needs to be said.

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Anonymous, at 2:15 PM

No WAY! I just glanced at the pics and thought "creepy dolls". Yeah that would freak Dan out (me too). They're real kids?! What the heck are their parents thinking?! Poor babies.

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Colleen, at 6:30 PM

Oh good, so the creepy doll thing wasn't just me? Just wrong on so very many levels.

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elcynic, at 10:52 PM

Ok, wait... NOT retouched? Are they kidding? The things are plastic.

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elcynic, at 10:55 PM

And right before bedtime too, thanks for passing on the nightmare.

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Bewareoftheblog, at 11:04 PM

That is absolutely horrifying. The one African American girl's lips don't even look like they are part of her face.

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Robert, at 11:47 PM

that is sick

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Anonymous, at 11:25 AM

check it out....I think they've removed the site...

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pixelala, at 2:40 PM

the link isn't working...
I don't get it.
creepy dolls ?

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Anonymous, at 2:56 PM

Is it me or is the link no longer working? Hmmmm...

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Anonymous, at 3:09 PM

HBO has a scary show about pageant kids. It's pretty sad how the parents (mostly overweight or haggy redneck women) work the kids. One mom was going to take a 2nd mortgage on the house to keep the kid on the circuit. All that crap ain't cheap.

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Michelle, at 12:38 PM

Thank you for scaring the shit out of me.
Thank god for sleeping pills.

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Monkey, at 11:27 PM

Whoever you may be, you are fabulous. This is my first and last visit to this site but I must commend you on youre fabulousness.
XXXXXXXXXXx

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Anonymous, at 6:04 AM

That kid's hair reminds me of the Whoos from the Grinch.
Yikes.
And could someone please let those of us who didn't see the site know what these kids names are... some of the posts are confusing without knowing.

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Jake, at 1:24 PM

When these pictures are combined with the Party Chrashers' movie trailer...

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Anonymous, at 4:22 AM

Ahh. a pedophile poster child

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Anonymous, at 10:44 PM

she is so cute my daughter lexi is a pagent child to they look so similer they could be sisters.

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Anonymous, at 7:50 AM

my daughter lexi is a modle to they loo so similer.

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Anonymous, at 7:51 AM

HOW CRUEL CAN YOU ALL BE?!? That is a little girl right there, not to mention the daughter of some woman that you are referring to! Regardless of the fact that it is a retouched photo, it is no excuse to say it is "the scariest picture of the week!" What is wrong with you people?

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Anonymous, at 4:39 PM

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