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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 :::

Poppin' Fresh

I don't know what to make of this.
I don't understand why it exists.

::: posted by dan at 11:36 PM :: [ link ] :: (27) comments

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I don't even know what that is!?
Is it pooping? That's a massive poop.
And it looks like it's coming from too far forward to be a poop, but it's the wrong shape for a baby.

We don't even have that puffy dude in Australia, so I'm not even sure what he is.

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alivicwil, at 2:04 AM

methinks the puffball is feigning death in order to get a nice video made of himself.

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Hard but not, at 4:28 AM

It's funny, plain and simple.

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stapler, at 7:02 AM

He is rotf laughing!LOL

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Stacy, at 8:24 AM

He is pooping fresh... DUH!

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Anonymous, at 9:27 AM

You don't have the Pillsbury Doughboy in Australia? Let me explain then, he's this puffy white mascot for Pillsbury products who poops when you poke him in the tummy. It helps sell muffins.

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dan, at 9:31 AM

grody.

my friend sarah would LOVE this!

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Honey Bunny, at 9:56 AM

I think he's pooping dough.

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hbomb, at 10:25 AM

I understand this more than that sick video you sent me yesterday. I swear to god that thing makes me so afraid of the dark...

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brent, at 10:29 AM

Is that a Crescent Roll??

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Kristina, at 10:39 AM

A Baguette is born

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Anonymous, at 10:51 AM

Pillsbury dough is just great... for me... to poop on!

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Anonymous, at 11:51 AM

probably the greatest thing I've seen in months.

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Jason Mulgrew, at 2:25 PM

that could be the grossest and saddest thing... ever...

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zoe, at 3:04 PM

Dan you are so in trouble. I don't know where you got this but it is a pirated copy of just one of the many HIGHlarious outtake extras on the new direct-to-DVD (due out at Christmas) entitled "Rollin' In Dough" The Life N Times of Poppin Fresh." And you thought the "Senior Pictures" were a headache! Wait till the Producers at Pillsbury Productions get a hold of you.

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Anonymous, at 3:32 PM

AHHHAHAHAHA! I love that! Where did you find it? Can I steal it for my site?

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Aliecat, at 4:50 PM

Okay, so that explains where the dough for the cinnamon rolls comes from, but what about the icing?

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Elle Marie, at 5:08 PM

THAT is hysterical.

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Elle, at 6:42 PM

Oh! So that's where crescent rolls come from!

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Anonymous, at 9:31 PM

That's it. I will now avoid anything to do with the dough boy. Ewwwww.

And you will NOT bring anything associated with the dough boy to Modays pic nic... or I will hurt you.

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Colleen, at 10:54 PM

It's just NOT NICE to make me snort coffee out my nose first thing in the morning.

OMG that's hilarious! Poopin' Fresh!

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Karla, at 4:26 AM

Thanks for the Antipodean-friendly explanation, Dan.

I was about to explain that we don't have Pillsbury products in Oz, but I googled it to check that I was right, and, discovered they they actually own a huge Mexican food brand, and my preferred fresh-pasta brand.

I also learnt that the company that runs Pillsbury also runs Haagen-Dazs, Burger King, Johnnie Walker, Smirnoff, Gordon's gin, Baileys cream liqueur, and Guinness.

I feel really ignorant.

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alivicwil, at 4:48 AM

That is gross & I haven't even looked at it yet cause I'm at work n all !! Anyhow, just discovered this place & I'm loving it. hope you have time to check out my audioblog sometime, I'll add you to my Blogroll if thats OK !!

Cheers IanB @ RetroBabe!

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IanB, at 7:31 AM

I think there is something wrong with me, because i have been looking at and laughing at that little vid all day. I forwarded it to my brother, and his comment was "He's pinchin' a loaf!".
I guess it runs in the family, poopy humor.

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Karla, at 7:43 AM

the fetish world is getting stranger by the day.

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PopMuse, at 8:16 PM

sorry for the e-mail, i meant to comment, THIS is hilarious!

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Shannon, at 8:33 PM

The best e-mail i've received in months! if this little white puff poops, can you imagine the marshmello man from ghostbusters...look out below!

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Laura, at 7:30 PM

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