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Saturday, September 24, 2005 :::
| I can't help it. Sometimes my sense of humor is retarded. |
Some of the worst jokes are topical ones. But that doesn't mean I don't laugh at them or that I won't pass them on:
Lame Topical Bush Joke #1:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks...
"How many is a Brazillion??!"
Lame Topical Bush Joke #2:
Last night they asked President Bush what he thought about Roe versus Wade.
He said, "I don't care how the people get out of New Orleans."
Cue rimshots.
::: posted by dan at 1:28 AM ::
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4 previous comments:
Hilarious...I immediately blastmailed them off to my list of friends and relatives who get jokes that are passed around the interweb! No matter what form the joke takes - as long as it rips that idiot, I think it is high comedy.
By pierre, at
4:33 AM
I'm old, voted for Bush - the Brazilan joke is one of the best I have seen or heard!
By , at
4:06 PM
George Bush isn't the only one who doesn't get what a Brazillian is. See http://www.lcurve.org and the sub-page, http://lcurve.org/millbill.htm .
By , at
8:23 PM
Bush's first day in office after getting elected. He goes down to the White House kitchen with Laura, and the woman who's working there says "Good morning, Mr. President! What would you like for breakfast?"
He says, "I'd like a quickie."
The woman yells at him, "WHAT! I've just put up with eight years of Bill Clinton's sexual harassment and now you come down here and say YOU want a quickie?! That's it, I QUIT!" throws her apron on the floor, and storms out.
Laura leans over to George and says, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
By , at
8:09 PM
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