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Monday, September 05, 2005 :::

I heart bad puns and accessory nipples.

Maybe this is an old joke, but I don't get into car humor that much so it's new to me. This is an excerpt from a fire-side discussion about my Hyundai Sonata's poor gas mileage:

J-Wack: What kind of gas mileage you get?
Me: Only about 20 miles to the gallon.
Cherry Nut: Oh, it-sonata gas efficient.

Nice one, Cherry Nut.

That honestly may have been the high point of my holiday weekend. I also went out and drank too much with K-Mack and T-Bone, which was fun and would have easily been the high point of the weekend if I didn't have the awkward memory of trying to pose for a picture with my neighbor's third nipple. It's a long story, but we bumped into her, she has three nipples, K-Mack has a camera phone, and I have a low tolerance for Tequila.

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If I could find your email address, I could send you a lovely little .wmv of a gas station clip, from Leno (A fine Canadian!) Very cute. (The clip, not Leno!)

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Anonymous, at 8:41 PM

Whoaaaaaaaa wait just one minute. Where's the camera phone pic???

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lvd, at 9:59 AM

The picture is actually taken with a real camera, might very well be a year or two before the film is developed. Stay posted, it will end up on planetdan at some point

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Kristina, at 1:59 PM

third nip? i think id like to see that...

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zoe, at 4:47 PM

which neighbour might that be? it sounds like we have been replaced by better and more efficient models...

Yoav

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Anonymous, at 2:01 PM

Yes...yes you have. Brian can shoot lazer beams out of his eyes.

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Kristina, at 12:54 PM

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