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Wednesday, October 26, 2005 :::

Golden Showers

Things I wouldn't do for an Ipod Nano:

• Shave my head.
• Get peed on.

So I would've lost this contest.

"Four hours later, the 16 contestants had been whittled to the final four. The remaining competitors all stripped naked and streaked across Wisconsin Avenue NW at around 1 a.m. Gordon says one “might have even streaked onto [National] Cathedral property.”

The victor, 21-year-old Glover Park resident Jeff Schneidman, shaved his head and endured one most-humiliating act: a golden shower."


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with friends like that who needs enemies? who would want to see their friends so humiliated? For a nano? I'll save and buy my own thanks

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:15 AM  




My dignity is worth more than $211. Besides, there's a new class action lawsuit over the Nano's "flawed design" so I think I'll wait to see what happens there.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:16 AM  




Yes, I agree, with friends like that who needs enemas. What would the reward be for some scat type of performance.

By Blogger BigDubb, at 10:47 AM  




I, for one, am strangely turned on by this article. And I live less than five miles from the area.

[snicker]

By Blogger Dennis!, at 6:17 PM  




I dunno, those last few seem way easier than the things leading up to them. I'd have no problem shaving my head and getting pissed on, even if there were no prize and it was just for the humor of it. But penis in the nose? I'd have a harder time agreeing to that than simple urine. Who hasn't pissed on themselves at one point or another? (Or am I the only one? :) Who cares if it's someone else's? As long as it's coming straight out of them, you know they haven't done anything nasty with it. Now, OLD urine, that's a different story. I wouldn't let anyone pour old urine on me, whether it's mine or anyone else's.

By Anonymous (Another) Dan, at 4:37 AM  




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