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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 :::

Power 90 in Kauai

This is where I am right now:

At our hotel in Kauai, there is a film crew making a new infommercial for the Power 90 Weight Loss Supplement, so there are a whole bunch of fit and trim models strutting around the beach, which certainly isn't good for my ego, but whatever. Yesterday I made sure to stay right behind the models but back in the distance a bit while they filmed some beach scene. I flopped around in the ocean like an idiot, battling the waves, making the biggest splashes I could. So with any luck, you may see me repetitively during odd hours on the WB sometime in the next few months. Just look for the scrawny glowing-white flailing man in the background.

Then today I passed this guy on the stairway up to my room:

It was Tony Horton himself, and he said "That's what I like to see, a guy using the stairs instead of the elevator!" I'm not kidding. Dude is trying to motivate strangers while on vacation. Awesome.

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Go, you fitness fanatic Dan, you.

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alivicwil, at 1:33 AM

I think he really wanted to say: "Now that's what I like to see, a guy!"

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Anonymous, at 5:54 AM

You lucky son of a bitch. If only everyone could vacation in Kauai.

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stapler, at 5:57 AM

Where's Kauai ?

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Ivan, at 6:04 AM

what is a Kauai ?

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Anonymous, at 10:30 AM

Who are you on vaca with? K-Mack?

Would love to see her in a teeny-weeny bikini...

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Anonymous, at 11:27 AM

Or nothing at all!!!

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Anonymous, at 11:49 AM

secret naked shots!

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Anonymous, at 11:50 AM

I think this is quickly devolving into the Red vs Blue clip about the internet...

You are not girl.
What? Of course I am.
A real girl?
Who's a girl? I like girls!
Shut-up you.
Yes...I am really a girl...hehehe
Send me naked pictures.
...OK
I love Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She's got enormous lips!

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buba69, at 12:06 PM

Hey Dan,

I am here in Kauai right now, too, showing off my rock hard abs and crying about how Power 90 saved my marriage.

Just kidding, I wish. I can't stop watching that infomercial early Saturday morning when I am getting ready for school. If I see you on the commercial in the next few months I am totally going to buy the program.

Hey, can you photoshop me to look really fat for a before picture, so I can go to Hawaii for free and do my testimonial? Thanks.

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stsundown, at 3:29 PM

Kauai is in Hawaii. Kauai is where I am. No naked pictures, yet, but the vacation ain't over yet.

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dan, at 10:48 PM

What kind of visa do Americans need to visit Hawaii? Did you have to get shots? & Do most people there speak english? I'm from Seattle and was thinking about booking a trip. How about them Muslims is there a lot of them in Hawaii

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Anonymous, at 12:37 AM

I love Kauai. It's beautiful.

And Tony Horton is strangely hot, unlike, oh, John Basedow. But there's no frigging way I'd be able to climb a rope like that.

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Dennis!, at 10:33 AM

Hi, thought this might be of interest...

Peertrainer combines daily journaling and online peer support in an interactive, structured environment. Both journaling and peer support are proven things, and they have added an element of "social networking" to the mix.

Groups are limited to 4, and people can belong to as many of these groups as they want. The net effect is in some ways an "always on" Weight Watchers type meeting, but user driven and free.

http://www.peertrainer.com

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jrnelson, at 1:26 PM

I've done the Power 90. It really works. I never believed they really filmed it in HI though. Huh.

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Anonymous, at 11:24 PM

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