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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 :::

Bitches Love Me

My friend's dog:

He's a cute dog, so the bitches probably do indeed love him. On the other end of the spectrum, and in case you haven't heard, that crazy ugly demon dog died of old age last week. They interviewed his owner on CNN today and admittedly it was pretty sad.

Don't worry though, because when one spectacularly unattractive dog dies, there is always another one waiting in the wings to take it's place. For instance, I'm expecting big things out of this ugly little fella:

[thanks alivicwil]

::: posted by dan at 9:31 PM :: [ link ] :: (17) comments

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Me too. I hope that little guy grows up to be a Dr. or president or something. Wait, you're talking about the animal to the right, not the ugly thing on the left. My bad.

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brent, at 9:58 AM

You think that is ugly, check out what a hungarian puli looks like. Komandors are pretty nasty too. I worked in a vet clinic and saw some very special ed dogs

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Anonymous, at 10:33 AM

Is it me or is that dog next to the baby giving the Paris Hilton pose?

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Kristy, at 11:27 AM

That dog doesn't trust anyone, especially not that fucker with the camera.

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Elle Marie, at 12:30 PM

I think there's something wise in the eyes of that dog. It's like Mr. Miyagi's spirit was reborn in puppy form.

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Anonymous, at 10:35 PM

Seriously, that dog looks like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies.

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Gwenhwyfar, at 8:58 AM

That dog DOES look like Paris Hilton. I think this calls for some photoshop comparison

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Biglug, at 9:38 AM

I had this horrible thought that I can't even tell how cute that baby is because anything would look cute next to that dog. Then I thought how great that would be at Sears Photo Center, they could have an "Ugly Baby" background with disgusting dogs and stuff. Any baby looks adorable!

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Christine, at 10:17 AM

Yes, even K-mack would look like a supermodel with that on her lap. Oooooo...in your face K-mack! That was a good one and so, so easy.

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brent, at 10:48 AM

You know Brent, you an evil person and I hope you have a nice time roasting in hell.

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Kristina, at 12:26 PM

How do I just know by looking at that kid he's going to grow up to drive a tractor and ask him friends to refer to him as "Bubba?"

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Anonymous, at 1:07 PM

If there's something wise in the eyes of that dog, as Anonymous suggested, and the dog looks like Paris Hilton, as Kristy and biglug said, then... I think you know where I'm going with this one.

Does that mean Paris Hilton is as ugly as that dog???

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Anonymous, at 1:12 PM

If he grows up to own and drive a tractor, chances are his given name already is Bubba.

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Kristina, at 9:32 PM

Is it wrong, Dan, that I just did a 2-fist pump in the air because I sent you that picture?!

This ugly dog saved the ugly-baby and ugly-baby-mumma from a house fire in Australia. Ugly-dog's already doing great things.

(and I'm serious about the baby-mumma being ugly.)

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alivicwil, at 5:40 AM

That was another instance of me forgetting where I got something. I should have given you proper credit alivicwil. Do you still have that original article? Because I apparently only saved the image.

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dan, at 9:25 AM

I wasn't fishing for credit, truly, I was just excited to see that you'd kept the pic.

I googled Dog House Fire and news stories, looking for the article. Man, talk about depressing. You know how many poor pups have died in house fires lately?

Then I checked my sent mail folder. Found the URL, but the article's been archived. It was in the Sunday Mail, Qld. The article was called "Face of an Angel", and mentions that the ugly-mumma "has even given Lane [her son] the middle name of Adam in the dog's honour."

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alivicwil, at 10:49 PM

Hey Dan .... the "tetka.html" has me HOOKED! Can you tell me WHERE it comes from? did YOU create it? & HOW LONG will she be falling until she GROWS SOME WINGS!!!!!
PLEASE ANSWER: solemate@earthlink.net

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Anonymous, at 12:01 PM

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