planetdan

Thursday, November 10, 2005 :::

Honestly, though, Saw 1 sucked.

This site is pissed off that the marketing team behind this fall's must-see horror event didn't have the foresight to take advantage of a unique situation, so they made their own poster:

It doesn't take much to please dan. Actually, the entire Serious Danger site is very entertaining. I especially liked this post as well as the beautiful simplicity of this love poem:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
One of you I'm about to totally go to school on.

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Darn, I was hoping for some sort of "See Saw" reference instead.

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brent, at 9:34 AM

more gimp masks for the homo dan

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Anonymous, at 1:24 PM

I'd go see saw two but i never saw saw one and so i'll see saw two when i see it.

damn, thats a lotta see saws...

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Anonymous, at 9:32 PM

Stevie Wonder never saw saw one and two too too.

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Tich van de Marolle, at 12:20 PM

Hey, thanks! And you're right, SAW the First was really stupid. I liked the laziness of some of the "traps," like how they'll say Saw* "doesn't kill people; he sets it up so they kill themselves."

Oh, yeah, like by injecting them with poison, and then they "kill themselves" by failing to obtain the antidote.

I didn't need to see Saw Two too.

*In my house, we call the serial killer "Saw," though the film and its characters don't.

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Matthew from seriousdanger, at 11:34 AM

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