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Thursday, November 10, 2005 :::

Peeeyamped.

I wouldn't say I have a phobia of big primary-colored plastic toddler toys, but I can definitely say that you won't ever actually catch me touching one and that I fear they harbor obscene amounts of festering bacteria. I'm not a germaphobe or anything, but seriously, check out the nasty smudge marks in that "Before" picture.

Pimped Out:


Ahhh, much better. Makes me breathe a sigh of relief. If you can't see the grubby kid smudges, then they don't exist.

See it bigger and better here.

[FP. I have no idea where this originated. If someone wants to take credit, please do cuz it's real nice work.]


::: posted by dan at 10:15 PM :: [ link ] :: (7) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Wow, it's "Pimp my ride" for the toddlers. What will MTV think of next? "The Real World: Mrs. Krobowski's kindergarten class"?

By Blogger stapler, at 7:03 AM  




I'd be less worried about the smudge and more worried about the fact that the kid is riding sans pants.

By Anonymous Micah P, at 8:53 AM  




Wait - you mean Colleen didn't do this?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:22 AM  




I could do without the faux animal print because it always reminds me of overweight, middle-aged, women with short frosted hair who are trying to add flair to their wardrobe.

But I will say, everything always looks better in black trimmed with velvet. ALWAYS.

By Blogger brent, at 9:33 AM  




I think it originated here:
http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=55589.0

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:29 AM  




What's up with the kid not wearing any pants? I think I know where those smudges came from...

By Blogger Cara, at 9:58 PM  




ok, ignoring the pants situation for a minute -- surely it's more hygienic the first way. All you need to do to clean it is wipe it with Spray and Wipe. How are you ever getting the grime out of that fabric? (Or is it a case of out of sight, out of mind?)

By Blogger alivicwil, at 12:07 AM  




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