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Sunday, November 06, 2005 :::

Why animals are better/smarter than dan.

I can barely stay upright on a trampoline. This goat has more natural balance than dan:

[If you want, you can read about why a boy is jumping on a trampoline with a goat.]

Unlike dan, this dancing goat would probably never punch his fist into the air during a Guns n' Roses song no matter how much he drank:

[Sadly, I don't know the origin of this photo.]

Dan can't water-ski and is afraid to try:

[This cat actually has a better physique than dan, too.]

Unlike this kangaroo, dan would probably lose in any fight, and has no idea how to throw a punch:

[Dan isn't afraid of getting his picture taken, tho.]

::: posted by dan at 11:42 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments

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The goat dancing to the accordian is from the website

www.toothpastefordinner.com It's a daily web cartoon site. He holds a contest for people to submit photos of themselves in his shirts to win prizes. I belive the goat did well.

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jamie, at 7:10 PM

jamie, at 7:11 PM

What got me about the ADHD/goat story was this paragraph: "The family has dogs, cats, guinea pigs, rabbits, turtles, a parrot and a gerbil named Joe, but those somehow don't have the same effect on David as the goats."

First...why is only the gerbil so significant as to name? Second, I'm glad I live no where near Miami Township...the smell of poo has to be staggering.

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Monkey, at 10:09 PM

I can't imagine trying to put a shirt on a goat. I am sure the goat has concievable frame of reference for that type of activity.

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The Bourbon Samurai, at 10:19 PM

And they smell better.

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Kristina, at 8:25 AM

Shouldnt he find some other friends, maybe other boys? I love the picture of the goat about to head butt him.

Another thing that comes to mind is that he will most likely turn into the "goatboy" character on SNL.

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Anonymous, at 9:25 AM

however, none of these animals are nearly as self-depricating as dan.

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Hubs, at 9:42 AM

Is it just me, or does the goat dancing to the accordion in photo 2 look just a LITTLE too much like Jar Jar Binks from The Phantom Menace? I think we know where Mr. Lucas is getting his ideas, and I think Dan should be expecting some royalty checks.

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Anonymous, at 4:55 PM

Did you have sex with those aninals you crazy mother f*er

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Anonymous, at 12:55 PM

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