planetdan

Thursday, December 01, 2005 :::

The beginning of the end.

It's happening. They're taking over.

"They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh."

::: posted by dan at 10:35 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments

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Gah!! I hate squirrels... the other day I was just walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when, suddenly, I heard a weird noise. There sat a menacing squirrel... it scared me so much I must have jumped 5 feet and had to end up running away from it. It's as if it wasn't even scared of humans, I was only a couple feet from it and it didn't move! They are planning a hostile takeover, I'm sure of it.

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Kristen, at 11:54 PM

The danger is real. The threat is imminent. They are out there and they are watching you. Visit the Cult of the Black Squirrel if you dare.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/blackskwerls/

Made you look:-)

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billthecatlives, at 5:05 AM

"Don't touch, the squirrels nuts."
-Johnny Depp as Willie Wonka

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stapler, at 6:13 AM

CREEPY!

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Colleen, at 8:33 AM

Maybe there's a group of stealth assassins hiding in the woods training the squirrels to do their dirty work.

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Gwenhwyfar, at 10:01 AM

Good for them! Who better than seemingly-innocent furry upright rodents with little hands? They're the perfect foil for all of god's nasty creatures.

Kill em' all Squirrel Nutkin!

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Elle Marie, at 12:59 PM

So they are gutting dogs because there are no pine cones? How to you go from pine cones to animals?

Creepy!

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Jen, at 7:34 PM

Of course, they're black...

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Anonymous, at 5:05 AM

squirrels are the devil's oven mitts. *nods*

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Daphne, at 6:47 PM

In high school, I worked at a convent...there was a nun who would feed the squirrels daily. One would actually wait by the door for her to come out. I can't tell you how unnerving it was peeking over the front desk and seeing a squirrel stare at me...waiting...and staring...

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Monkey, at 10:27 PM

We get possums like your squirrels kirsten. Evil and travelling in packs of 6 or more.

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Anonymous, at 5:25 AM

This seals it: I am terrified of these animals.

I've been laughed at by friends for jumping out of the path of oncoming squirrels. I tell them that the squirrel has claws that can cling to tree bark so what happens if they leap at your face and hang on? Complete disfigurement at the hands of a rat with a bushy tail.

Thank you for the public service announcement Dan.

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imp (Iva-Marie Palmer), at 6:52 PM

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