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Thursday, December 22, 2005 :::

My First Christmas Present

My first Christmas present this year was a Nerf dart gun, which was given to me and all of my coworkers from another coworker. It shoots these foam darts that are tipped with mini-suction cups, but it's rather difficult to get the darts to actually stick to anything. Unless of course you are talking about my big greasy forehead:



I know my big head is an easy target, but when one dart actually stuck to my face, it wasn't necessary to laugh and point and snap camera phone pictures. That type of behavior is not in the spirit of the holiday.


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What an awesome Christmas gift for co-workers! You can take out revenge on your fellow co-worker in nerf-dart fights! Gee...maybe if my office had had nerf darts I wouldn't have been forced to post this site.
Thanks to you, Dan for that wonderful baby baboon photo...

By Blogger pixelala, at 1:24 PM  




I say you use it to your business advantage. Wait for one of your favorite co-workers to walk out of the bathroom and see if the dart attaches to them. Unless, of course, that person is your superior.

By Anonymous ruthie, at 5:50 PM  




Suck it up, Dan!

By Blogger Nate Dogg, at 9:04 AM  




My math professor carries a nerf gun with him. We play russian roulette before class.

By Blogger Liz, at 4:34 PM  




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