planetdan

Sunday, January 29, 2006 :::

I would get my teeth capped if I had the money.

Face/Off was the worst. Seriously.

Relatedly, here is an example of good, useful cosmetic surgery (if you can even consider an entire face transplant "cosmetic"):

Face Transplant Recipient Photographed : Better a droopy mouth than the unsightly mess of dog-chewed ground beef that the article describes.

Speaking of dogs, here is an example of bad, evil cosmetic surgery:

[FP]

Booo.

::: posted by dan at 4:59 PM :: [ link ] :: (17) comments

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The eye job on the dog is the most ridiculous, dispicable thing I've seen all year!

I'm glad to see the French Face/Off lady out and about. I hope she does well... if she would just listen to her doctors and stop smoking to lessen the chance of rejection and complications I would have some hope it will work in the long run.

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minijonb, at 6:10 PM

Apparently minijonb hasn’t been to a fois gras farm this year.

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Erik, at 8:48 PM

I think I'm going to throw up, the poor dog would have never agreed to that.

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Anonymous, at 8:49 PM

That thing about the dog is messed up. I am pretty disturbed. But I also kinda want to see a before and after shot of the dog. I mean, what could they have changed that made it's eyes "more attractive"?

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Kristen, at 9:39 PM

You've gotta be flippin kidding?! how vain do you have to be to get your animal a face lift? Seriously!? It's an "all about me" thing. It's pathetic.

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Colleen, at 9:47 PM

If the dogs owners are so vain as to get cosmetic surgery on their dog, I cant imagine how much plastic they have goin on in their bodies. Kind of like barbie and ken with their little plastic pets. Gross

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Darcy, at 6:24 AM

Her chain smoking may jeopardize the transplant,which allowed her to chain smoke again, which is jeopardizing her transplant, which allowed her to chain smoke again, which is jeopardizing her transplant, which is allowing her to chain smoke again, which is jeopardizing her transplant . . ..

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Anonymous, at 9:12 AM

I am pretty sure you own Face/Off on VHS. So when did you start hating it? I can't keep your revolving likes and dislikes straight. Ugh.

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brent, at 10:22 AM

What kind of sick fuck would do that to a dog? Ugh... That is worse than the ear/tail capping; which is bad enough!!! boo indeed.

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duane, at 1:47 PM

I heard on MPR that the French woman who received the face transplant was smoking again.

My sister-in-law got an eye tuck for her Sharpee because the dog's eyelips were so droopy she literally could not see. I wonder if Botox is used for the same reason? Sharpees have trouble with their eyes even when well-bred, but when poorly bred (as was my s-i-l's dog), it's really awful. That dog was nice, but dumber than dirt, and couldn't seen anything.

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ptw, at 3:19 PM

Is it just me, or does she look like the bastard sister (or possibly daughter) of Paul McCartney? Maybe they got the face from one of his realatives?

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Kevdogg, at 3:24 PM

It kind of looks like Paul Mccartney AND Charlieze Theron. Grrrrrrrr...

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Anonymous, at 3:52 PM

Devilish
just devilish

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Stacy, at 9:49 PM

I have been scouring hte internet looking for picutres of this woman post-op. You're the first I've found - so congrats!

How creepy to have something so defining as your face transplanted. You're essentially carrying around a dead woman/man's face on your face. EEK!

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Robert, at 10:07 PM

wow... she totally looks like Paul McCartney and Charlize Theron... that's crazy.

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the other sarah, at 10:25 PM

` I wonder what the dead person looked like? What was her bone structure? And what would she say if she knew about this?

` And yes, I think animals should be taken away from their owners if they have any kind of cosmetic surgery, ear piercings or unneccesary amputation of toes, tails or ears!!
` That's why it's illegal in a lot of countries....

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S E E Quine, at 12:46 AM

Evil! EVILL!

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Anonymous, at 7:25 PM

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