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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 :::

Dikfore

Apparently, some jokes never get old.

::: posted by dan at 5:05 PM :: [ link ] :: (18) comments

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Those jokes always crack me up but so do "(insert animal here) walks into a bar" jokes. Good times.

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Meagan, at 6:24 PM

I actually had a post on my blog about this tee because I didn't get what it meant.

A blogger had to actually spell it out for me!

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Brianne, at 8:06 PM

I don't get it, could you spell it out for me?

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Anonymous, at 9:30 PM

oh never mind. Googled it. That is lame Dan.

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Anonymous, at 9:32 PM

Of course it's lame. It's the same joke we used to tell in the second grade, only instead of Dikfore, it was the more innocent Hammerfore.

"Um, you have a hammerfore on your forehead..."

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dan, at 9:53 PM

I woke up with that tattooed on my right bicep one drunken night in Bangkok about 10 years ago. Got it covered up with a Dragon about 4 years later

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Anonymous, at 1:39 AM

Somehow the fact that he deserved to wear the lame shirt - makes it so much funnier

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elizabeth, at 7:30 AM

*cringe* I never thought the day would come that Skylar'd be on your blog. Please no more.

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Alicia, at 9:16 AM

I am going to stand proud that I didnt get it because of how lame it turned out to be...

Does this guy read your stuff ,cause you just said he was lame...

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the other sarah, at 11:06 PM

and it looks like he's got a killer man-rack going.

so now i'm confused - he's advertising the 'dickfore' joke, but has man boobies?

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Anonymous, at 8:45 AM

muito manero seu blogg, de onde voce eh?
saradohemp@hotmail.com

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Anonymous, at 11:24 AM

You know Ray Romano?!?!

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Anonymous, at 12:22 PM

yes i had a "piecost" t-shirt

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Anonymous, at 8:13 PM

Where did you run into him? My guesses: Brothers or The Lodge?

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Laura, at 8:25 PM

*laughs delightedly*
Meagan, I have to admit that after I googled it and found out what it meant, I cracked up too :-) I think it's fine humour! ^_^

-- Silph

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Anonymous, at 1:42 AM

sun shiny teeth. blocking my view...
cannot resist. cannot look away...
feel eyes go blind
argh... must... stop...

I am not your father, Dikfore, no, I'm not.

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Anonymous, at 9:09 AM

I would've messed up the joke by saying, "what does "dikfore" mean?"

Because that's what I was thinking for the last five minutes before I finally Googled it.

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Debbye, at 2:04 AM

Is this the equivalent to wearing a t-shirt with "douchebag" on it? Man, I can't believe anyone would wear a shirt like this.

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Anonymous, at 2:29 PM

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