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Friday, July 21, 2006 :::

Double Drat!

I can still see the top of that darn cat!

Here is a picture of me coming on to you:

When dan turns it on... look out.

This reminds me of another story. K-Mack was slightly tipsy and therefore a tad amorous one night and so she winked all sexy-like at B-Dub. B-Dub, who at this point was used to ignoring her drunken flirtatious advances, changed the subject by asking her "Can you do that with both eyes?" since he was curious if her winking abilities were ambidextrous (a genetric trait similiar to rolling one's tongue) .

"Of course!" she replied, and proceeded, with exaggerated sensuality and utter sincerity, to pout her lips and blink both eyes at once. Sometimes drunky K-Mack is not so bright. You probably had to be there, but we laughed and pointed for hours.

I think this should be long enough to take care of that cat once and for all.

::: posted by dan at 12:46 PM :: [ link ] :: (21) comments

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Dan. What exactly would a person have to do to get you to look at them that way? grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Anonymous, at 1:05 PM

It's gone Dan...it's gone

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Jenn, at 1:06 PM

THAT is funny. It seriously is funny -- and if I was kmack I'd kick your ass.

(PS Okay so if the look worked on me Dan - what comes next? lol)

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elizabeth, at 1:21 PM

(... a wink with BOTH eyes?)

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elizabeth, at 1:22 PM

meow. to both of you, too much sexiness under one roof.

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the other sarah, at 8:33 PM

That picture is nice and smarmy...

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Kristen, at 12:37 AM

Ooooh...quit flirting, my husband is jealous!

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Darcy's Twin, at 9:48 AM

Why is David Lee Roth's 'Just a gigalo" running through my mind now?

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Anonymous, at 1:46 PM

I have to say that the cat was more pleasing to look at than the petrified hotdog that you left up for quite some time. However, that sexy 'come-hither' look of yours is much more pleasing than the others. Thanks for the view of you!

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Anonymous, at 4:22 PM

Dan, oh Dan--please do us all a favor and use your wizard-like photoshoppery skills to transform your come-hither pic into a three-eyed Dan, like the cat. Since the one eye is closed, it just seems natural to copy the pose stricken by that freak of feline nature.

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Anonymous, at 6:54 PM

hey, just by the way, you're drinking red wine in a white wine glass.

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the other sarah, at 7:02 PM

I was looking for a new desktop pic. Thanks! ;-)

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Twinkie, at 11:48 PM

@sarah.. now who dares to say yet americans had no culture?! =)

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European Dream, at 4:35 AM

i can't scroll down - that cat is over the top gross.

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jamesdamian, at 11:11 AM

This picture has totally made my day. Actually my today and my yesterday. Thanks Dan!

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Christine, at 9:57 PM

where's the music?

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Minna, at 11:38 PM

You know, the look would be much more compelling if you weren't wearing such a ridiculous shirt.

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Anonymous, at 8:38 AM

Are you kidding? I totally work that shirt.

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dan, at 8:23 AM

The wine looks good, just dont spill it. :-)

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Scott, at 4:23 PM

My fave part is how you matched the color of the wine to that reddish-glint in your eye.

Very devilish. You rogue.

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Anonymous, at 9:33 AM

Oh Dan!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!! The HOTNESS that is DAN!!!!

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Mikey, at 1:33 PM

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