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Thursday, February 08, 2007 :::

In Yer Face

I always wondered what authority gives churches the right to call themselves the "first":

::: posted by dan at 12:26 AM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments

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I always assumed it was a chonological thing, but now I wonder...

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sarah, at 9:48 PM

I definitely think it's whoever can talk the biggest smack. Way to go First Assembly of God!

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Jennifer L., at 11:35 PM

I little harsh for a church, don't you think?

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Anonymous, at 6:34 AM

To Anonymous, Dan posted a link a while back that was a church sign generator (at least I think it was Dan). I'm pretty sure that this was made with that. Either that, or Photoshopped. So, no, no real church actually ever really put that on their sign. :-) I'd be happy to be corrected, though! ;-)

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Zoe, at 9:41 AM

You're right, it is made with www.churchsigngenerator.com. You can see it written on the sign if you look closely right below Assembly of God.

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Kristen, at 1:24 PM

Doesn't the same thought hold true for banks as well? How many "First" Banks of your town are there? They can't all be first, can they?

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Schenn, at 3:07 PM

Favorite 2 church signs - Actually seen on church signs:
1. Sign broken. Come inside for message.
2. If you buy a 5th on the 3rd, you may not see the 4th. (This was posted end of June/early July)

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Claudia, at 11:29 AM

I wouldn't put anything past churches! All organized religions suck a BIG one, hehehe.

I'm not too cynical am I?

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August, at 4:31 AM

My church is "First Parish" because we're the first church in the town, chronologically speaking.
That said, that is a hilarious sign! Generated, I'm sure, with the church-sign-generator thingy.

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PeaceBang, at 9:58 AM

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