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Tuesday, March 06, 2007 :::

Disco Pierre Knead Stoner

This weekend we celebrated a birthday with a fiesta. I rasterbated Cherry Nut an oversized poster and stuffed her a pinata.

I didn't know how to pack a pinata that would be suitable for adult entertainment, so I stuffed some condoms and liquor into it, but everyone was more impressed with the fake teeth and Laffy Taffy, so I guess there was no need to imagine that thirtysomethings were any harder to please than pre-teens and toddlers. I don't think I've ever referred to myself as being thirtysomething before. It makes me think of bad TV melodramas from the '80s. I don't remember Timothy Busfield or Peter Horton ever having an adult pinata party. Oh well.

We also played Mad Gab. Let's see if any of you can decipher the phrase from this clue of phonetically similar-sounding words:

Happy Birfday Cherry Nut.

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And the answer is: This copier needs toner! I know stoner Pierrre threw me off too but I have a coworker who loves that game and happened to be at my computer while I was looking a tyour site!!!

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Canadian girl, at 5:41 PM

Hey, I am the Mad Gab Champion, and that took me a minute... Happy Birthday CherryNut!!!!!

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Sarah, at 7:01 PM

DOH! Good solve canadian girl, I read your answer before I had a chance to really think about.

Great idea Dan...looks like it was a fun party!

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Trudy, at 12:16 PM

pretty blouse, Cherry Nut. HB. It's my niece's birthday, too, but she turned 12 and got braces on her actual birthday, so she's not really having such a super day. She's also sporting a mammoth blemish on her forehead, but mum on that.

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toddbee, at 2:05 PM

Dan, I think you are too young to have watched "thirtysomething," aren't you? I think I'm too young to have watched that, and I'm way older than you. Did you have to search on Busfield and Horton or did you truly just pull those out of your ass whole? Busfield was the earnest redhead and HOrton was the whiney, blonde vegetarian?

'splain.

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toddbee, at 11:25 AM

If I recall correctly, Thirtysomething was on after my tuesday night comedy line-up of Who's The Boss followed by Growing Pains. I was probably between 8 and 10 years old at the time, but I remember watching it often. In fact, I know all their names from that show for some reason. I just chose the two I figured most people would recognize. I debated about Ken Olin and Mel Harris.

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dan, at 1:37 PM

Twink! must be ! a straight guy would never do this!

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Anonymous, at 6:04 PM

FATTY

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Anonymous, at 6:05 PM

Just a quick question for the person who keeps signing off as "FATTY"...why do you check this site everyday and complain about it? If this is the high point of your day then you must be even sadder than I think. Dan I think this site is awesome, I'm a big fan, keep it up

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haley, at 6:34 PM

Dan is awesome...his site is equally awesome and I wish he would exercise his banning muscles a bit more and let Fatty get back to what must take up the bulk of his time...watching 'Spike' TV, is it? Apparently, 'Thirtysomething' was not viewed by heterosexuals?

Take a hint Fatty, you're really just not liked here.

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Trudy, at 7:14 PM

I think he's trying to call Dan a fatty... not sign off as fatty.

Retard. (that was me calling him a retard, not me signing off as reatard)

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sarah, at 7:26 PM

Always a class act, Dan takes the high road when it comes to flamers such as FATTY; he completely ignores them. Take your queue from Dan; pretend FATTY doesn't exist and he will go away.

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Nick, at 11:02 AM

Exactly! In amateur radio we call it QRM (GOOGLE "ignore the QRM)
which is radio interference, or "jammers". It's best to not give them the attention they so crave.
Anyway great site, Dan, keep up the happy camping!

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<>, at 1:37 PM

Two points......

1st Dan is a twink

and.....(however he is a patriot for not deleting my ramblings)

2nd Im not going anywhere...ive "pumped" life back into this site...thats what I do

FATTY ...and for those of you guessing...FATTY is a nickname i gave myself for hittin' the chubby ones late.........especially nurses

FATTY sez 2 many dummies reading this blog

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Anonymous, at 12:02 AM

Mmmm...I thought I had your nickname system figured out, but if Cherry Nut's real name is Dawn, then...? I don't get it. I respect that you are probably trying to maintain your friends' anonymity, so I won't ask you to explain. I'll just keep trying to puzzle it out. Sorta like Mad Gab...

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lola, at 7:49 PM

C'mon, people. Stop validating that moron twink, or fatty, or whatever. Who else remembers the AA guy who plagued Dan's site a while back? (oh, just occurred to me that maybe it's the same a**hole). But anyway, we ignored him and he went away, right? Stop reacting to fatty's bulls**t, and he'll get bored with himself and go somewhere else, too.
And Dan, I loved watching 30something when it was reruns on Lifetime or whatever channel that was, maybe 10 years ago. Good stuff. I love a good melodrama.

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lola, at 11:53 PM

Happy Birthday Cherry Nut!!!
Dan, you're great. I never got a piñata for my birthday. I soooo want one....

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CampBlood, at 1:42 PM

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